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2 different points dummy based on second half scores lines (minute 45 to the end of the game) of the 38 games we would be 12th thru 29 games we were in a similar position to last season

You’re such a dumbass bro, you know nothing about soccer

Poch deserves chemical castration

Yeah Poch was awful, the season is more than 5 games buddy

Whoever we appoint will be better than Poch at least

Poch was ass

No way this is happening 🔥. Would be a massive boost for PL if he joins Chelsea https://s3a.sofifa.net/8fa1dcdbb6201a7bde99ffc52a07b34e40a31808.jpg

Sebastian Hoeß can be a good coach for Chelsea since Poch is sacked. What you guys say? I would like him to stay at Stuttgart for one more year atleast but considering the situation at Chelsea it seems like Hoeß can be a perfect solution for them

Gasperini to Chelsea 🤔

https://s3a.sofifa.net/11115cc8e8be4792b9b9a3f2259063a47f79d4ce.jpg

CR7, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Zico, Ronaldinho, R9, Neymar, Mbappe, Vini, Henry, Aguero, De Bruyne etc We up.✊🏾

No one can save your shit club now. You could have 43 Amorins in charge and you'd still be shitty Chelsea.

Nah Cucurella really has fans?💀

In terms of forwards absolutely he was in that Atalanta side

He was depressed and fat. Weak mentality. Cant show respect to a man who let that happen to him

Faggot

https://sofifa.com/squad/1848890 made myself a challenge

I can't lie sack Botchettino... Okay, he clawed back the season, but I am an impatient Chelsea fan. I don't know what a process is; all I know is winning. Botch has the spurys in him; we saw that when we played at Wembley, and worst bit is we couldn't blame mount. He has done the hard part in getting players to gel and to be at a good level. Get a top man in to finish what he can't do and I don't mean his wife, I mean this 🏆 Plz Toddy Bowling Ball, do not copy Assshitnal in getting a manager who can turn around a club's fortune but not do anything with it. Sack Botch for even trying to undermine Joe Shield's player choices. If Botch had his way, he would bring Dele back for vibes and some random Argentina like Paredes. If you disagree, you are a flip-flop. If you agree, you are right. I am an ugochukwusexual 🗿

It’s like you guys don’t know the meaning of bottle. How in the world did we bottle this season?

City had 2 games in hand and we were up by a single point. We dropped 5 points over the last 5 months. We didn’t control our destiny or the title race at any point for the last 6 weeks. We spent the third most time atop the table of any club. That’s just not coming out on top in a title race. Last year was a bottle. Liverpool 13-14 was a bottle. This season was not a bottle.

Aiming a bit too high bro lol

Manager and their levels: Legend: Alex Ferguson, Pep Guardiola, Arsene Wenger, Cruyff, Klopp,Mourinho, Zidane Elite: Arteta, Alonso, Don Carlo,Enrique, Gasperini, Conte, Deschamps Good: Terzic, Pochettino,Motta,Ten Hag,Simeone, Nagelsmann, Xavi, Allegri, Low Average: Gerrard, Dean Smith, Roy Hodgson,Roberto Martinez Agree?

You guys nearly ruined him. Thanks for selling him to us, that is my guy for real. He even dunked on you. That's crazy.

Got that backwards bro, left small club for a big one. It's amazing he did that with garbage Chelsea, truly what a great player he is.

Knowing Chelsea they'll buy whoever is hot on the market, brag about beating everyone to it, and end up in 10th by December.

Haters gonna hate Foden led us to a premier league title, he's better than (Pen)almer

Suicide move for the kid.. Chelsea has no plan or idea how to develop raw talent.. he’ll just be another Soldier on a never ending Loan cycle.. he deserves that for hiring a cunt like his agent

Echeverri? Who tf is that 😭😭😭

He's mid, deal with it

"See Lamine Yamal's stats... Do you watch the games with your eyes or with a calculator?" 🤡🤡🤡

It won't be the overrated Italian who's good at league 1 level.

How about you watch them actually play lmao. Literally said they should opt for someone cheaper in midfield and spend big at CB and RW. Actually read instead maybe

Give him Conference League D'Or.

Who else? For me, in the premonly Odegaard comes close (this season)

Well, let them not buy him and that's it, the team has Rothe, with him it's enough. What a pain in the ass you are.

And I've already told you the reasons why he would cost that kind of money if he was from dortmund.

Nigga is only 16. Chhetri played on pro level for over 20 years, retired yesterday but somehow this unknown player is on trending list. #bringsunilchhetriontrendinglist

Lmao he was also the top scorer at CONMEBOL qualifiers. If you're gonna speak atleast get your information correct 🤣🤣🤣

https://twitter.com/WilcoFtbl/status/1790846048690184404?t=RIkxFdol8eNLaaPFpUyUfA&s=19

2024/2025 onana 85/85 bayindir 76/78 heaton 68/68 dalot 82/85 awb 81/82 ogunneye 60/78 williams 72/75 kambwala 66/79 lindelof 78/80 martinez 84/86 maguire 80/80 evans 76/76 shaw 82/82 malacia 76/80 casemiro 84/84 mctominay 80/80 mainoo 74-75/88 eriksen 79/79 mount 80/82 mejbri 68/79 donny 74/75 bruno 88/88 rashford 83/83 sancho 82/85 garnacho 78/89 antony 78/83 forson 64/80 diallo 75/85 greenwood 79/87* pellistri 70/80 hojlund 79/88 whatley 64/83

How many penalties?

Think just Dortmund. Officially Prem teams don't do release clauses.

Poch about to cook next season 🔥 Personal top 4 early prediction: 1. Man City 2. Arsenal 3. Tottenham 4. Chelsea

Enjoy conference league 💀

considering we are on our worse ever years thanks to Peter Lim, Let's take a look at the financial numbers: Valencia CF net spending (23/24): +17M€. Chelsea FC net spending (23/24): -198,3M€ Valencia CF net spending (22/23): +42,10M€. Chelsea FC net spending (22/23): -562,49M€ Wow mate, congrats for finishing 12th and 8th after a net spending of 760.79M€, your club have outperformed expectations

a Joke of a club

86/94

Arsenal worst 30 years 3 Epls Chelsea best ever golden era 5 epls

The fact that in your best era you only have 5 Epls while our worst era in our last 30 years we won 3 epls and we could make it 4 if west ham decide to give david moyes a parting gift in the final game

Finished club since Abromovich left

he's playing in a farmer's league. stfu.

Seems set on going out on loan to west brom

bro should try his hardest to break that contract with chelsea 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

GK: Pickford (leadership, experience, distribution and good shot-stopper) RB: James (C) CB: Bremer (leadership, experience, quality) CB: Colwill / Hermoso LB: Maatsen (make him your starter and convince him to stay, baller) CDM: Palhinha (leadership, experience, breaks the lines) CM: Enzo / Caicedo (controlling possession, I'd like to see Caicedo slightly forward) RM: Palmer CAM: Nkunku LM: Mudryk ST: Zirkzee / Jackson I think Bremer (such us other great names) could be difficult to sign since no European football for Chelsea and FFP problems, so maybe I'd take a look also at Varane, Matip and Hermoso as free agents. If Palhinha is too expensive, De Roon is one DM massively underrated

R.I.P 🕊️

Petrovic Kossounou. Lavia. Badiashile. Caicedo. Enzo Reece. Cucurella Palmer. Nkunku. Jackson. I still believe lavia can fit into this team. You could even move nkunku as the central 10 and move enzo higher having lavia x caicedo as double pivots? Dunno how it would work but I'd like to see enzo more advanced. I only put kossonunou here because he plays a similar role at his club already. We probably need another left wing back to play this though unless Ben chilwell can stay fit

For the £1b you spent on players they are not meeting their expectations and most of them are on 8 year contracts and are shit, Mudryk, Jackson, Caciedo, Cucurella, Nkunku and Lavia are just a few. You should have won the league after spending £1b in 2 windows

Why do Chelsea fans have no clue about football? Your £1b squad has been worse than us and they all need downgrades too, you've let in 59 goals which is also a lot.

That is a brilliantly inspired parody, 1bn to be better than Villa. Thank you for that.

A few descent signings in the summer, and some outgoings we need to get out of the club examples like Cucurella, Badiaschile, Fofana, Disasi, Mudryk. And we are not far away from top 4 really I think we’re better than Villa now.