Aaran Thornton 92877999

So what do we do when we sign an unproven striker from the Belgian league and he flops/gets injured and now we’re trying to avoid relegation? We sign another one from there 🤡🤡

Welcome to the championship, we have wage cuts and... well that’s about it really

10 goals 4 assist in 1417 minutes.. With bums like Young Pereira Lingard feeding him.. 101mins per goal or assist across all competition. Imagine if he had played those minutes ole gave to Lingard Pereira and James..

waiting for the day he gets a face scan

For anyone wondering, this recent squad update is far from accurate. We’ve switched to a 5 at the back with Hause, Mings and Konsa. Targett and Guilbert are wing backs. CMs usually rotate but Nakamba has been starting in most games. LW Grealish and RW Trezeguet. Not having a striker has meant we’ve played El Ghazi up front, but Samatta coming in as well as Davis coming back will change that.

props for this guy maturing the way he did. Remember 4 years ago when he claimed he was the best player in villa after a few games and everyone gave him shit for it and then he got drunk and slept on the streets with his mates. He went from that to a real leader and game changer.

Upgrade his fucking stamina already. In fact upgrade all of his power stats to at least 75

Hey, me again, 14th Feb and stop speaking italian now will ya?

What team bought him?

Ah yes. A midfielder with predominantly yellow and light green physical and attacking stats as well as 90+ stamina just what Burnley needs.

Unexpected move

Very good signing and clever move from Berge to take a smaller step instead of going to the bench of a top club

Massive respect to Berge. Smart lad joining an emerging PL side to further his career rather than a big club where he won’t get game time. Wilder is a fantastic manager too and brings out the best in players- perfect for Berge as it’s going to be difficult to settle in the demanding style of Premier League football. Wishing him lots of luck.