Lovias Bonafatius

Why is it unrealistic in the 2nd window? We aim to qualify for CL this year, and if we do then those targets aren't unrealistic at all. Ceballos would probably sign for us. Aouar was our primary target this year and we will surely go for him again next year. Upamecano was also a target and has a 45 mil RC for next year. Roussillon is the only unexpected one here, and he's just a decent alternative to Tierney at LB, maybe I could even go for Schulz if he's expensive. In terms of selling it's obvious that Ozil, Luiz, Sokratis & Mustafi will leave since their contracts are ending. Torreira and Kolasinac were on their way out this year but couldn't find buyers, I am sure we would find by next summer. Chambers, Mari, Cedric & Elneny are bang average players and would gather decent interest from teams to sell and generate funds. Lacazette would be in the last year of his contract and I want to play Auba through the middle and give Nketiah a chance to be his backup. So it would be possible to sell him for 20 mil or so. I don't think it's unrealistic at all. Yes I know that a lot if things need to fall in place for so many transfers to happen, but this isn't far fetched at all.

After cptn fntstc posted that he met Michael Edwards at the gym, I was inspired to create a short description on how each club would be as a membership holder at a gym. I will only take the "top 6 teams", where the manager and/or the sporting director will be representing the club: 1. Liverpool (Klopp & Edwards) Would require hourly spinning classes available at the gym, but after a few years he will also look towards some general weightlifting. Doesn't want anything of the fancy stuff that costs more (private sessions, swimming pool entrance etc), but would buy some expensive clothing or equipment if its highly needed. The first 2 years he was working out with a plan that would only contain spinning classes and running, but after learning other ways to workout, he found other ways to get fit. Have participated in some weightlifting competitions and won most of them (national and international). 2. Manchester city (Guardiola and owners) Was one of the weakest guys in the class until he found out that steroids was a thing. After spending some cash and searching for what's the best steroid, he quickly became one of the big boys at the gym. Only trained hes upper body in 8 straight years, but later on started a full-body workout after being laughed at. Have all the extra fancy stuff to hes membership and usually use 4 equipments at once. Now works out with a good plan that needs about 4 fitness coaches to complete it. Gym regularly finds him using steroids at the gym toilets, but that problem disappeared after he bought the gym. Has a rich dad and drives a Porsche 911. 3. Manchester United One of the older guys that have rushed back to the gym after spending 6 straight years in Marbella drinking. Have gotten himself filthy rich after investing and got financial advises from hes granddad that kept on going for 20 years. Doesn't only pay for the extra fancy stuff, but pays double of the price that a normal member does only because he can. Usually thinks that he can benchpress the most, but always finds someone else that warms up with it. Have met a sleazy guy that drives a Porsche that recommends great "protein powder". 4. Chelsea From Russia but became an UK citizen approx 10 years ago, considering to abandon hes gym membership as the gym doesn't allow him to workout there from time to time. Only works out hes upper body to save money, usually wears pants all year long, so doesn't care about how hes legs looks like. 5. Tottenham Have been smart and started early with a great workout plan. Have been working outdoor or at home for many years, but recently he signed a membership as he got himself a well paid 9-5 job. Invests hes money in index funds. Have kept the same workout plan for years now, but does a few changes now and then. Required the gym to supply him with equipment at home as the gym was closed due to the COVID-19 virus. Got angry at hes former fitness coach and fired him, but now in way more anger as hes new fitness coach are worse and doesn't believe in any equipment that isn't made out of wood. 6. Arsenal Had a great fitness coach for many years, but let him go after seeing the other guys at the gym got stronger and faster. Doesn't pay the gym membership monthly as everyone else, required that the fee would be paid in weekly instalments. Focuses mainly on one muscular group and forgets all the others. Have one huge right arm and a small left arm. Does workout hes legs from time to time, but struggles with pain. Have paid for all the extra stuff but doesn't use it. After finishing this I would rather write about the clubs as gym owners instead of membership holders.

With the way things are shaping up, this would be my ideal window. https://sofifa.com/squad/648913

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