Player - Edgar Ié
and remarkably close to Edelino Ié as well
Player - Aaron Zehnter
66/79 at least
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
Almost relegated 👌🏻
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
VERPISST EUCH!!!!!!
Team - FC St. Pauli
Honestly: Congratulations. You deserved it, played a consistent season, have a great team chemistry.
But the derby winner are we until we're back next season to kick your and Werders asses again.
Player - Arne Engels
74/85
Player - Phillip Tietz
I feel 75/77 would be fine.
Team - Hamburger SV
the 6 years in 2. bundesliga for hamburg
2018 - 4th, 6 points in final 9 games, miss out on automatic promotion by 1 point
2019 - 4th, 1 point in final 3 games, 5-1 loss to 12th in the table sandhausen on the final day, miss out on playoffs by one point
2020 - 4th, was on top of the table for 16 weeks
2021 - 3rd, 5 straight wins to end season to barely secure promotion playoffs, win 1-0 in first leg vs hertha, hertha’s cb and lb scores in second leg to stay up
2022 - 3rd, 3 wins to end the season but miss out on 1st place and 2nd place by 1 point, lose in playoffs to stuttgart
2023 - 4th (could finish lower), loss to paderborn on matchday 33 to eliminate themselves from promotion. lost twice to bottom of the table osnabrück
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
Fuck Hansa
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
Filthy nazi club
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
so clear of Arsenal Invincibles
Player - Kai Havertz
Kai and Kobbie are different players. I am an Arsenal fan and I can see that Kai is more of an attacking player whilst Mainoo is a midfield player. I really can't stand delusional Arsenal fans that act arrogant and cocky, comparing a defender like Maguire to a striker like Lakaka.
Player - Kai Havertz
https://s3a.sofifa.net/0f9053a91101e626f180569e1d9f5b2588a9859b.jpg
My Goat🔥
Team - Holstein Kiel
Welcome to the Bundesliga
Holtby and Arp getting themselves some BuLi football
Team - Holstein Kiel
Congrats
Team - FC St. Pauli
I wish more people would realise this
Team - FC St. Pauli
W oppinion
Team - FC St. Pauli
i don't get it why would anyone be bothered by gays, vegans or any other things that doesn't affects you, life is too short to be interested in someone's else life more than yours
Team - FC St. Pauli
https://s3a.sofifa.net/101a7f3954f6abae909dd142b3363949b9d8f152.jpg
Player - Moustapha Dabo
https://s3a.sofifa.net/48ac4a249a1739b79714c9f310483ec46d550cd3.png
https://s3a.sofifa.net/f679efee5c3e0ab743e27015387ec0780e4d0fb0.png
Team - 1. FC Magdeburg
Ugly Badge, no kid ever saw this logo and thougt 'this looks cool, imma Support them.'
But quite fitting for a club where 'Stumpf ist Trumpf'! Everyone in their stadium is at least on 3 liters of beer, to numb the uneye-pleasing realisation that this teams quality of football is and will forever be in shambles.
Disgusting
Team - Borussia Dortmund
Ok but when do we sell Nmecha
Team - Borussia Dortmund
Was erwartest du
Wir haben diese Saison in der Liga genau einmal überzeugend gewonnen, und das war letzte Woche gegen Augsburg mit der halben U19
Das hat keinen Einfluss auf unsere Leistung in der CL
Trotzdem sorry, das Spiel gerade ist peinlicher als die 4:0 Heimniederlage gegen Bayern
Team - Borussia Dortmund
🗣️🗣️: Wir sind alle am Borsigplatz geboren🔥🔥
Team - 1. FSV Mainz 05
Dortmund has won 5:1 against Augsburg with an even worse starting 11. Could've been 4:0 by now, but I'm very happy with the result atm.
Player - Birkir Bjarnason
Promise you, streets won't forget how great he was in Euro's and the World Cup during that Iceland golden age period
Player - Damion Downs
🐐🐐🐐
Player - Damion Downs
Bro is giving Köln the last bit of hope to survive in Bundesliga
League - German 1. Bundesliga (1)
You are sooooo back!!!
League - German 1. Bundesliga (1)
JAAA BRUDER
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
HanSSa humbled again as usual 😴 😹
Team - Como
Spanish ex-midfielders as coaches are the meta
Team - Como
Was at the stadium yesterday to support Cosenza. Their supporters are fucking unreal dude
Team - Como
Their Stadium 😍
https://s3a.sofifa.net/8934fdffd5781c420f48464eb2ad90aed91f592f.jpg
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
Genuinely far right/xenophobic. Like this choreo against St Pauli, which alludes to xenophopic/racist riots targeting migrants in 1992, in which 200 people were injured. The president of Hansa Rostock even condoned this behaviour.
https://s3a.sofifa.net/c550fa33dfd3d6465db3dceb5d36f4135f23c528.jpg
Team - Hamburger SV
You guys are a bunch of clowns. Just leave
Team - Hamburger SV
Wenn wir das wüssten. Wirkt auf mich als würden sie aus prinzip dem jungen keeper die chance geben wollen. Obwohl meiner meinung nach HF der deutlich bessere keeper ist
Team - Hamburger SV
He has good tactics. Likes to have the ball and create chances through passing shortly. He absolutely hates long passes, which resulted in passing the ball around the back and being pressed. We conceded many goals because of that. The other coaches figured out that when they apply high pressing against walters tactic, we are likely to loose the ball. That was mainly why he was sacked, also because he seemed to be too stubborn to change the system a bit.
But you will get a manager who gives everything for the club and identifies with the town.
Oh and also be ready to not see a lot of youth players running around in the team. He mostly plays with the same 11 week in week out without really giving players from the youth teams a chance.
Hope that helps :)
Player - Viktor Gyökeres
Looks like the type of guy that was forced to play Tennis as a kid
Player - Kendry Páez
2007 lads we’re getting old
Player - Mustafa Amini
https://s3a.sofifa.net/1505919414b92e61ce0c4438050d751240e120f9.jpg
General Discussions
Duh
Player - Artem Dovbyk
says the aston villa fan, prem is finished haha
Player - Artem Dovbyk
I'm sorry, what was that?
https://s3a.sofifa.net/e1333ffaff7d6db6975fc3c87eee218a7d0d370e.jpg
Player - Hvicha Kvaracheliya
Imo De Laurentiis will sell both him and Osimhen this summer, replace them with some ass players like Lukaku and when he will be 9th in the league again he will blame everyone but himself
Player - Hvicha Kvaracheliya
“But he didn’t win the title this season so he’s a flop” 🤓
Player - Ayoub El Kaabi
https://s3a.sofifa.net/73b94355956747fd6797130f48480c721bd5225f.jpg
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Even with all this, Pessi still wins the ballon d’or for the World Cup Memories 🌎🏆
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
"Improve defensively" is quite harsh, considering that (league stats) Real Madrid conceded 1 goal less than Leverkusen in a league with considerably lower average goals per game.
It is really about choking and individual mistakes that lead to situations like today, two very childish penalties, while neither Kovář or Hrádecký are notable penalty stoppers. But overall, you can't really expect these players to be this consistent to have so many clean sheets and average so little goals against, while you can't also trust that they are always going to score before conceding.
Really, I believe that it is the opposite. The best defense is an offense that works. If your offense always work as you intend, you are never going to let your opponent have the chance to threat your defenders. That's why Man City concedes so little, because they are never going to concede, if the opponent can't have the ball to shot.
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Nah this needs to be studied 😂
Player - Ayoub El Kaabi
I hope Olympiakos beats Fiorentina in the final
Player - Ayoub El Kaabi
5 goals against villa
74 is criminal
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Xabi Alonso, if a football match lasted 80 minutes:
https://s3a.sofifa.net/6845bdb2fdc7a8fa792a36612971c3308ee9f271.jpg
Team - SC Preußen Münster
It's really unlikely but I hope Essen can still catch up to Regensburg and take 3rd place
League - German 1. Bundesliga (1)
Goodbye👋🏻
Team - Borussia Dortmund
My old meme is becoming a prophecy for the Champions League and the Europa League:
https://s3a.sofifa.net/5fd60d20ef3ce4b4391cc5ab3c8327d3a236b638.jpg
Team - Borussia Dortmund
Gonna use this as a pick up line except replace "know" with "got".
Team - Borussia Dortmund
Wait for the version where he holds the UCL trophy.
Team - Borussia Dortmund
He deserves it 👑
https://s3a.sofifa.net/dc2f21aa1889fcb0e02f80c0a69b0b1af34e8de2.jpg
Team - Borussia Dortmund
Good luck in the final, guys 🤞